REFRESHING IDEAS TO DO IN IBIZA THIS SUMMER.

The Spaniards believe that Ibiza is the best place to have sex in Summer. With this headline started "La Vanguardia" back in July 2010, an article in which our wonderful White Island was shown as the paradise dreamed of by our fellow citizens when it came to having summer sex.

Things have not changed much in these 13 years and Ibiza continues to be the favorite destination for citizens from all over the world to enjoy their holidays and in the process try to raise their Casanova degree to master level.

"Spanish people believe that Ibiza is the best place to have sex in Summer."

From Ibizatops we are going to try to guide you and make sure that, in addition to being able to do it in Ibiza and make your dream come true, you manage to do it in the most diverse places and if possible, also the most refreshing.

JOIN THE "MILE HIGH CLUB"

We start from two premises, the first is obvious, Ibiza is an Island, so to come here you only have two options, come with your brand new car, whose upholstery still smells like new, but, yes, in the hold of the ferry on duty, while you enjoy a boat trip that has nothing to do with a cruise through the Norwegian fjords.

Children playing, bustling families sitting around the tupperware with the tortilla sandwich with peppers in their hands, the drivers crowded next to the bar counter and the typical four guiris sleeping soundly on the sofas ship's. That is the panorama that you are going to find if you decide to make the journey to Ibiza by sea.

Unless you have no other choice, we recommend you go to the second option, the most used, since for that Ibiza is one of the cities in the world that has the most air traffic in summer, which is to come in plane, and since we assume that the vast majority of our readers do not have a private jet, doing a Ryanair It is one of the best options to reach your destination.

That is where our second premise comes into play, joining the "Mile High Club"
The aforementioned club is not the typical one in which by paying a modest monthly amount, like in the swimming pool in your town, you are granted the rank of full member and you can now enjoy all its advantages. No not at all. Here you are going to have to work hard, and really well.

Since they fired the wonderful stewardess of a Saudi airline who charged a whopping €2,000 for offering her sexual services in the middle of the flight with passengers (Font: Cuatro.com), Things have become more complicated, since the only requirement necessary to gain entry is having had sexual relations on a plane during the flight, as long as it was at more than a mile of altitude ( 1609.3 m), hence its name.

"The only requirement to belong to the "Mile High Club" is to have had sexual relations on an airplane during the flight, as long as it was more than a mile high."

So you have it complicated, friend, but nothing is impossible. Think about the thrill of telling your colleagues how much you enjoyed the Manchester-Ibiza flight while your seatmate left hers to climb on top of you and give you yours, as happened this summer and you can see in the video that We attach, yes, with the coolness of the plane's air conditioning tubes focusing directly on you to lower the heat.



Well, nothing, you see that everything is possible. Forget your prejudices and enjoy high-class sex, we don't know if it's also quality, and open your marker before landing on the White Island.
You still have many goals to achieve, but if at this point you have already covered the first one, we guarantee that the others will be child's play for you.

DON'T FORGET YOUR TOWEL WHEN YOU GO TO THE BEACH

You are already in Ibiza.
Regardless of whether you have achieved your previous mission or not, you have many ways to enjoy sex in this dream summer. And since our first idea was not available to everyone, we propose a second, simpler and more accessible one. Think that in Ibiza the beach is the natural substitute for the Carrefour parking lot in any city in the interior of the peninsula and without having to look for parking.

"In Ibiza, the beach is the natural substitute for the Carrefour parking lot in any city in the interior of the peninsula."

Maybe it's a cliché, but beach dust is one of the most sought after since humanity decided not to become extinct. And in Ibiza, it will be on beaches, so you're already halfway there .
It doesn't matter if it is a beach with fine sand and crystal clear waters like Cala Comta, Aguas Blancas or Cala Salada, more urban beaches like Talamanca or Figueretas, or even the queen of nocturnal sexual encounters, our loved Playa d´en Bossa. You have the stage there and it's free. What else do you want? Oh, yes, we forgot, you want to get wet, that's why you came to Ibiza.

So on to the mess, but if you allow us some little advice,try to bring some type of towel, mat or similar. The sand on the beach is very pleasant, so if you roll around on it, it will make up for it by accompanying you for the rest of the day, or the night, which is cooler, close to your entire body, between the pockets of your jeans, inside your underpants or thong and of course, embedded in all the holes of your body.

"Beaches with fine sand and crystal clear waters such as Cala Comta, Aguas Blancas or Cala Salada, more urban beaches such as Talamanca or Figueretas, or even the queen of nocturnal sexual encounters, our beloved Playa D'en Bossa You have the stage there and it's free. What more do you want?"

To solve this problem we have the best solution, version 2.0 of beach fuck, fucking in the sea. In this case you will take sand, but in a much smaller quantity. Sex will be a thousand times more refreshing and you will enjoy a unique, primary experience that you will want to repeat every time you can.

Even so, medical experts warn that the Seawater is full of bacteria ready to cause an infection, plus the friction of the water increases the risk of condom breakage, thus increasing the risk of contracting an STD.

In short, beach sex is still as dangerous as balconing, but infinitely more rewarding.

THE BEST BOAT IN THE WORLD IS A FRIEND'S BOAT

The nautical world is full of hackneyed phrases, although the best of all, by far, is that a friend's boat is the best boat in the world, and it is Of course why, you can enjoy it without it costing you a euro and when you dock and arrive at the port you can run out and avoid having to take care of cleaning, pick-ups, etc.

So if you don't have a friend with a boat in Ibiza and your budget is not high enough to be able to rent a wonderful 18-meter yacht, with captain and crew included, you are taking a long time to draw on your personal charisma and become inseparable from any water sailor sweet eager to show you its wonder, purchased at a bargain price and with qualities that are like milk. The pride and desire for prominence of your newly acquired friendship will make them invite you to at least one of the best parties that can be celebrated on the Island of Bes.

And if the pirate on duty is one of the many ostentatious scoundrels who anchor in Ibiza, let's hope not on the Posidonia, sure he will have filled the boat of ladies with relaxed morals for the use and enjoyment of the staff on board.

If you are in this position and have prepared yourself with the Basic Kit for the first-time sailor, that is, Biodramines and condoms, don't miss this opportunity. The swaying of the boat rocked by the waves is a natural aphrodisiac and will make it much easier than you imagine to make your couple on duty horny.

"The swaying of the boat rocked by the waves is a natural aphrodisiac and will make it much easier than you imagine to to make your couple on duty horny."

Who was going to tell you? At this point you may have won a treble more than Guardiola's Barça, but there are still more refreshing experiences that you shouldn't miss.

DON'T MISS THE ROOF FOR ONE NIGHT

And after one of lime, another of sand. The boat thing may not have worked out for you, but don't lose faith.

Our next option is one of the easy ones, and it may be one of the most romantic that we have discussed so far, and who doesn't have access to the roof of their apartment or hotel? Don't tell me that the fact that you are in one second is going to prevent you from accessing the highest part of your building? Are you perhaps less than the last Englishman who went there to jump into the pool and landed God knows where?

No, no and a thousand times no. You can, as Obama used to say. Manage to bribe the concierge and enjoy the most spectacular views that nature can offer youand share them with that beauty you've been looking at since the day you landed the Ibiza. After all, the universe conspires in summer to offer you one of the most impressive spectacles you have ever seen.

"The universe conspires in summer to offer you, the Perseids, one of the most impressive spectacles you have ever seen."

The rain of Perseids, or Tears of Saint Lawrence it occurs every year in mid-August and encourages you to witness them. A magical night in which to fulfill a thousand wishes and one of them is that triumphant night that you were waiting for under the starry sky and with the breeze night cooling off while you reach climax.

A RELAXING POLVETE IN A SPA IN IBIZA

Emulating the former First Lady who showed us how relaxing things can be in Spain, we now offer you the summum of relaxation since... What is more relaxing in the world What a Spa? Nothing at all friends. A Spa is one of those wonderful places where the silence is only interrupted by the sound of water, which is also super refreshing. A place without children and with hot chicks in Bikini and where you can enjoy your inner peace knowing that everyone who is there has the same goal.

Well, you No. Your goal is to put another pike in Flanders, but they don't know it.

"Your goal is to put another pike in Flanders, but they don't know it."

So this time we are going to make you an indecent proposal, but in which you will have to leave some money, because until now everything has been free recommendations and it is time for you to open your wallet and pay yourself something.

Grab your partner and book a full day in a hotel with Spa. My personal recommendation, The Grand Palladium Palace Ibiza Resort and Spá. Book a Suit with Jacuzzi and enjoy all the relaxing and refreshing sensations that you are going to discover in Zentropía. Then, when you are relaxed and warm, go to your room and take a romantic bubble bath, one of those with candles and a couple of glasses of Champagne. Start playing by sliding a little ice over your partner's body and take out the sex toys and the lubricant from the minibar where you kept them so that they would now be cool, and then, give it your all as long as your body can take it.

DISCO IBIZA LOCOMÍA, SEX IBIZA LOCOMÍA

Back in the nineties, the visionaries Locomía They already anticipated your arrival in Ibiza and gave you clues about where to have it this summer.

Their most famous song came to tell you in a few words that Ibiza is the mecca of sex and that If you don't succeed in their clubs then it's better not to come.

Naturally we are trying to give you refreshing ideas and what we don't want you to think under any circumstances is that we are going to talk to you about the famous "Here I get you, here fuck you" in the bathroom of the party room on duty. Regardless of your level of need, it is probably the unhealthiest place in the world to have sex, so there you have it.

On the contrary, we encourage you to infiltrate one of the water parties or Foam that have made some of the Island's records famous.

Es Paradís offers every Thursday and Friday until September 21, one of the best Water Parties in the world. The track literally becomes a swimming pool and... What could be hotter than a young lady, animated by the best live music in the world, waiting for a controlled storm of water to fall on her? while dancing and having a drink? Do we answer you or is it not necessary? Nothing. It's okay that you'll have to wear your street clothes, otherwise they won't let you in, but once inside your swimsuit, the flip flops, the snorkel and the arm warmers will become your best allies. Wait for the water to invade everything and try water sex to the rhythm of your favorite DJ.

One good thing is that it will take time for the security guards to realize what you are doing, so for one Quick and very refreshing, it will surely give you time.

"What could be hotter than a young lady, animated by the best live music in the world, waiting for a controlled storm of water to fall on her while she dances and has a drink?"

The stickier version, although also more morbid, is to try the same mission but this time changing the water for Foam. And Amnesia It is the right place every Wednesday night until September 12. Cannons launching tons of Foam flood the main room of this Ibizan super discotheque making it almost impossible for you to see who is around you.
So stick close to your partner, let yourself go and record on your mind the epic moment in which you managed to frolic in the middle of one of the largest and most packed party rooms in the world without anyone stopping you. The worst thing that can happen to you is that some unknown hand joins your party, but whether it continues or not is up to you.

JUMP INTO THE POOL

Our last recommendation is a classic. Wherever you are spending the night in Ibiza, you are sure to have a pool just a few meters away. If it is private and you have it inside your wonderful luxury Villa, we are sure that by this point in the summer you will have already used it for more than just doing laps, but what happens if it is communal? br
In that case the danger is multiplied by a thousand. But all kinds of danger: Being caught by the neighbor in 302, having a drunk guy fall on you, one of those who enter the house through the balcony, catching infections unknown to the medical world and ending up as a human guinea pig for Bayer.

Everything is possible in a public swimming pool, even if you manage to evade the curfew imposed by the hotel or community board and undercover at night, you can even take a sneaky dip with your girl and the Show begins, as Jigsaw would say.

One last piece of advice, in the pool, pay attention to the saying "A good thing if brief, is twice as good.". The risk of getting caught will decrease and you will literally be healthier.
Think that you may be being watched by curious eyes who know what they will do with their hands and imagine what the water will be like at this hour after the whole day. and without the purifier having started to work

"The fear is multiplied by a thousand: Of being caught by the neighbor in 302, of having a drunk guy fall on you, of those who enter the house through the balcony, of catching infections unknown to the medical world and ending up as a human guinea pig for Bayer "

In the end, and thanks to Ibizatops, you will have achieved another of those moments that are not forgotten in life, since you are brave and nothing has been able to stop you.

And That's it for our summer recommendations.
If you've managed to get it on in all the places we've suggested and you're not yet incarcerated for public scandal, congratulations!! You are our heroand your life will probably never be the same again, so don't forget who you owe your success to and keep visiting IbizaTops and reading our news.

We hope to see you again in Ibiza and that you continue voting for us as the best destination in Spain to have sex. And also refreshing.



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