FEMMES FATALES. STEREOTYPES OF WOMEN THAT TURN US ON

Human beings are varied and therefore there cannot be a single universal truth regarding what we should all like. However, there are a series of feminine stereotypes that ignite our minds and encourage us to fantasize even when we know that you are getting into swampy territory that will have a hard time getting out of. From that boss you had when you were starting to move in the world of work, to the mother of that friend you couldn't get out of your head.

Our Femmes Fatales are those types of women against whom We have nothing to do. A simple look, a whisper and we fall at their feet, unable to contradict them and encouraged by the idea of falling into their networks. In fact, and getting academic, The Royal Academy of the Spanish Language defines a Femme Fatal as that seductive woman who exerts an irresistible and dangerous attraction on men.

In the face of so much diversity and as always, in order to protect and teach our readers, from IbizaTops we have decided to group them so that you can discover them before it's too late. Or maybe it's not like that, but quite the opposite, so that you know how to detect them and enjoy being in their arms like never before.

So here we go.

THE EROTIC OF POWER

Who has not dreamed of enjoying the company of a powerful woman? And we are not referring to the Merkel nor Carmena, although there will be someone out there whose libido is increased exorbitantly by these two candid women.
We are referring to a senior executive or a great businesswoman accustomed to directing and dominating. An elegant and sophisticated woman, accustomed to luxury and with great economic power.

Without a doubt this fantasy is one of the most recurrent among the male society of our days and with a double possibility:

• It's good to be her teacher´s pet, who fills us with whims, lets us drive her Ferrari or takes us on first-class trips to five-star hotels with spas included, simply in exchange for satisfying her desires intimate,
• Or, although she is much more talkative, thinking about " I took this one home and showed her who's boss

"Who hasn't dreamed of enjoying the company of a powerful woman? And we are not referring to Merkel or Carmena."

In any case,this fantasy of submission/domination is clearly born from the cliché that a powerful woman, who has triumphed in a world clearly of men, must bea woman without inhibitions , who fully enjoys her sexuality, without taboos and wrapped in a halo of that elegance that only money can achieve: Lingerie from Agent Provocateur, Heels by Christian Louboutin and smelling like angels must smell with their perfumes Chanel.

It is for all this and for the added value that money does not bring happiness, but an egg helps, that we place powerful women in the first place in the ranking of ladies who unleash our passionand by whom we would let ourselves be seduced again and again and again. Those that are necessary.

Although, if you accept advice, be very careful. To contradict a powerful woman is to open the gates of hell and wanting to get out of a relationship with one of them is going to be a journey of blood, sweat and tears. And all these flows are going to be yours.

So open your eyes wide, don't come across a Catherine Tramell of life (Sharon Stone, in "Basic Instinct"), which by now we all know how it ends.

"For all this, we place powerful women in first place in the ranking of women who unleash our passion and by whom we would allow ourselves to be seduced again and again."

BAD GIRLS

A very young Lisa Bonet said back in 1987 in the film Alan Parker "The Angel's Heart" that "Only bad boys make a girl's heart beat fast ", and he was probably right.

In our case, number two on our list of Femmes Fatales is for all these ladies with Bad Looks to whom every Every time we look, our temperature rises. And I'm not exactly talking about fever.

We are referring to that type of young lady with a cool image, with impossible tops screen-printed with Heavy Metal legends and shorts so short and with holes that they barely leave anything behind. imagination.
Sassy girls, with a suggestive image, with heavily made-up eyes and slutty red lipstick highlighting their smile.

The kind of tough girls that is the last thing you want your daughters to be, but who for some dark reason attract you like the one ring attracts Frodo.

"The kind of tough girls who are the last thing you want your daughters to be, but who for some dark reason attract you like the One Ring does to Frodo."

The shine of her tongue piercing invites you to think about where there could be others hidden from view and her tattoos show you that she stopped being daddy's girl a long time ago and that she is now a rebellious and wild spirit eager to teach you everything it knows.

And if we allow ourselves to be carried away by our imagination, you know that in bed they will whisper in your ear with their sensual voice, everything they they want you to do to them. Without complexes, without fags, because they are tough girls and they are going to show it to you.

But, of course, on the negative side you will find that you are only their hobby and they will not have any remorse to get rid of you and break your hearts, the day he finds someone new to play with.

FORTIES ARE THE NEW THIRTIES

Maybe it is a cliché, but the reality is that the saying that forties are the new thirties is increasingly true.

The evolution of both medicine and aesthetics and improvements in health have increased during this century not only our life expectancy, but also its quality. That's why a woman in her forties is in the prime of life and is the perfect fantasy for any man , regardless of his age.

What's not do you believe me? Don't tell me thatyou wouldn't lose your head in the face of a mischievous smile and an insinuation from Angelina Jolie (48 years old), Jennifer Lopez (47 years old), the impressive mature Mónica Bellucci (53 years old), another Ex of Brad Pitt as she is Jennifer Aniston (46 years old) or our always "Pretty Woman" Julia Roberts (47 years old again).

"Don't tell me you wouldn't lose your mind over a mischievous smile and a hint from Angelina Jolie or our always "Pretty Woman" Julia Roberts, both 47 years old."

Analyzing what it can bring us, we find that there are all advantages. His experience, his patience, the one who surely has his own financial independence, who wants to stay young and radiant and that is why he does not hesitate to spend as much as necessary on hairdressing, perfumery, cosmetics and accessories to always be perfect and divine for you.

So we know. It doesn't matter if you're a freshly hatched youngster, one snap of his fingers, one suggestive look and you'll fall like "El Canto del Loco" fell into the arms of "La madre de José" or like Dustin Hoffman before Anne Bancroft in "The Graduate." Because you know that you have nothing to lose and everything to learn.

It doesn't matter if you are a youngster just hatched from the shell, a snap of his fingers, a suggestive look and you will fall like "El Canto del Loco" fell into the arms of "La madre de José"

And if, on the other hand, you are a decorated veteran in the fights of conquest you will have already learned how much it costs, in every way, to satisfy a girl with revolutionized hormones.

It is time to banish the term forty-something and to use that of "a real woman", since she really is the one we would all like to have by our side on a night of lust and passion.

So, the third place on our list of the most desired goes to them, our MILFs, Cougars or whatever we want to call them but in the depths of our minds we know that they are that dark object of our desires.

In short, a huge Yin and all full of advantages, but you don't want to discover the Yang. Don't promise what you shouldn't and you won't get hurt because if there's something that quarantine has, as we said before, it's that it brings a lot of experience, and a wolf wounded in her pride will destroy you in a thousand ways that you can never imagine, and if you don't , think of Shakira dedicating her song "Las mujeres Facturan" to her now ex, Gerard Piqué.

WOMEN IN SCHOOL UNIFORM

Read it well. Women, underlined and in bold, so we do not want misinterpretations. But dressed in the typical sexy schoolgirl uniform.

Maybe this is the antithesis of the bad girl and everything that can happen to us by the head implies sweetness (On her part) and impure thoughts with a virginal maiden, so we are 100% sure that if a woman approaches you comes dressed like this, with a lollipop between her lips, you are automatically going to melt and lose your mind immediately.

In fact one of the best-selling costumes in the world in the last decade is that of a sexy student (Source: Venus-Plaza.com), followed by Harley Quinn, the sexiest Super Villain in history who we will undoubtedly talk about at some point.

In fact it is said that if YouTube would have existed when the Britney Spears video clip was released... "Baby one more time" without a doubt we would be talking about the most viewed video in history, and that look of a good, modest and formal girl was what turned her into a "Sex Symbol" back there. 1998.

"If a woman approaches you dressed as a schoolgirl, with a lollipop between her lips, you are automatically going to melt and lose your mind immediately."

In fact the male attraction for collegiate clothing goes so far that in countries like Japan they have become an object of worship by Fetishists, leading to the creation of used uniform stores called Burusera, where Young ladies of legal age sell authentic uniforms from their student years, as well as other used underwear along with photos that prove that said clothing belonged to them.

Now, and thinking about the dark side of the whole "Femme Fatale", or the lady in the school uniform is your formal partner and all the paraphernalia is reduced to a specific erotic game, or imagine how she must be in her head a young lady who has finished high school to go through life dressed like this. Put land in the middle, or an entire ocean if necessary, because the day you decide to break up with her, her cosmic tantrum will reach apocalyptic overtones.

A VAMPIRE

We quote the RAE again to make it clear that the type of woman we are referring to is not some bloodsucker taken from "Twilight" nor similar childish things, although, well thought out, perhaps we would let ourselves be bitten in the neck by Kate Bekinsale (By the way, another gem to add to those of 40 or more years old) the Vampire of the Underworld Saga.

Anyway, according to the Language Academy, a Vampire is:

1. f. Woman who takes advantage of her capacity for amorous seduction for her own benefit.
2. f. Fatal woman.

So we are going to talk about all those types of forbidden women with whom we know that everything will end badly, but that the moment we notice a hint of an attempt at seduction, we jumped in without a parachute. And then what happens happens.

"The type of woman we are referring to is not some bloodsucker taken from "Twilight" but rather one who takes advantage of her capacity for amorous seduction for her own benefit."

We are sure that the list that we could include here would be enough for more than one book, however we are going to summarize them in the largest and most risk groups.

To start we have your friend's gorgeous girlfriend.

And it doesn't matter how loyal you are to your good friend, the one who would break his neck for you without a second thought. When your friend's girlfriend makes advances on you you can't run away. You can't think and the blood only reaches a part of your body that is not your head. Even so, a primary male instinct tells you to run, that good old Juan doesn't deserve it, but by the time you've reacted it's already too late.

Don't even think about saying no. You know the consequences: Juan's monumental anger, the rest of the group of friends withdraws their greeting... Anyway, overnight you become a social pariah, crucified in Facebook and stigmatized in your environment forever. The good thing... Not even the Pope can take that night away from you.

We continue with your children's total babe Teacher.

Never. But never let yourself be tempted by the teacher of one of your children in your damn life.

God knows that this is crazy and that the group of school parents have all thought in the same thingand you have commented on it hundreds of times. "I taught this one, but about other things" is the first phrase you thought of as soon as you saw it, and you also know that she is sweet and firm at the same time, that she goes out of her way for your little ones. Anyway, it's like your wife but new and how we guys like new things.

So even if you could enjoya romance with that woman that would make you rise to level 100 of Alpha Male among your colleagues, think that in the end everything will come to light and that day you will not want to be there. Your children will disown you. The moms of the little one's friends will have a topic of conversation for years and will forbid their husbands from even speaking to you. Well, you better change your life. Of course, if your wife has not taken it from you before.

And for dessert, the new work mate.

The saying goes "Wherever you have the pot, don't put your dick". But it's inevitable.
That new companion,so sweet, so shy and so sexy, is irresistible. You know that she comes to you for help every time she has a question and you are there to solve them.

You are the older brother, the mentor, the Jedi Master of this inexperienced young girl. She is clay in your experienced hands and you think about the amount of things she could learn from you if she wanted to . And we're not talking about work.

"You are the older brother, the mentor, the Jedi Master of this inexperienced young girl. She is clay in your experienced hands."

You know that in the moment she asks you, you will do the unthinkable and the morbidity that it would give you to lock yourself in your office and have her looking at Cuenca is priceless.

But we are talking about forbidden women and this is one of the most forbidden.

Think that when the idyll breaks and everything comes to light, you, the best executive in the company, the strongest candidate for employee of the year for the fourth consecutive time, will become Ramiro the Stalker. Without severance pay or unemployment, not even the mother who founded it. Your source of income dried up forever because you didn't know how to keep your fly closed.

Calming numbers, the most expensive fuck of your miserable life , and start thinking about changing sectors, because this news is flying and that offer that the competition made you a few months ago will be over before it starts.


And that's it the list of women with whom we would all like to lose ourselves at least once in our livesbut with whom what we will really lose will be our life as we know it.

One last advice, enjoy any of these Femmes Fatales playing with your partner, or if you don't have one, with one of the Escorts advertised on our website, without a doubt the best Escorts in Ibiza. A little role-playing game for them and a lot of peace of mind for you.

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